hauntingyourself:

hauntingyourself:

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

I forgot this was monsterfucker emporium

neotrances:

helloitsbees:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

bigandgreedy:

Having a prescription ready at CVS is like being chased in the woods

absoluteconceptofbeauty:

my favorite tweet in the world

mercifulangel:

heftbyjapanesebreakfast:

spiked-mall-goth:

snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3

batmanisagatewaydrug:

I’ve developed a rivalry with an old man on Duolingo who has a 2 year streak going and frankly. it’s getting a little psychosexual on my end

nostalgebraist:

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts