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hauntingyourself:

hauntingyourself:

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

I forgot this was monsterfucker emporium

neotrances:

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helloitsbees:

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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bigandgreedy:

Having a prescription ready at CVS is like being chased in the woods

absoluteconceptofbeauty:

my favorite tweet in the world

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mercifulangel:

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heftbyjapanesebreakfast:

spiked-mall-goth:

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snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

I’ve developed a rivalry with an old man on Duolingo who has a 2 year streak going and frankly. it’s getting a little psychosexual on my end

nostalgebraist:

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts