Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
i love logging in from a new device and receiving an email about it makes me feel like i’m trying to enter some vip fancy building and when they stop me at security i go “actually… I Own The Place”
doing the marge simpson impression so hard that I throw up
i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time
gun is a beautiful mother animal and it gives birth to baby bullets who are so fast and small and strong
i will raise my children traditionally
the oldest will have a ruinous military career and develop a tendency to recklessness, alcoholism and anger management issues
the middle one will be a brilliant student with strong atheist inclinations and casual demonic hallucinations
the youngest will be an angel prone to hysteria turned tsaricide by circumstancesis this about malcolm in the middle
i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying ‘watch out hes a ladykiller’ and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies’
Are you dating Shoto by chance?
im dating a 25 year old real life man









